Rude Cards

Very funny Chicken fart card! Outside one chicken says to the other 'Bless you!' Inside message reads 'Have an egg-cellent Birthday!' Card size 12cm x 18cm Card comes with a white envelope

Funny Birthday card with sunbathing pig! outside the card reads 'I told you you should've put a higher factor on!' Inside reads 'Happy birthday!' Card size 12 x 18cm Card comes with a white envelope

Funny Tim Whyatt Birthday card Outside the card reads 'Despite Erics best efforts, no-one guessed Bankok' Inside message reads 'Hope your Birthday is a big hit!' Card size 12cm x 18cm Card comes with a yellow envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'May you live' 'Just long enough to sh*t yourself' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'I'm not a cactus expert" 'But, I know a prick when I see one' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'Row row row your boat' 'Gently, the f*ck away' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'Tequila may not be the answer' 'But, It's worth a shot' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'Tomorrow' 'A place where all productivity, motivation and achievement is stored' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope

Couples Massage Humorous Birthday Card Message inside reads "It's your birthday! Have a ball! Measures 121mm x 184mm Supplied with orange envelope

Birthday Greeting Card 'You deserve a high five' 'In the face, with a chair' Card measures 17cm by 12cm and is blank inside. Card comes with a plain white envelope